Q. What do you call a Jamaican who goes around
      jabbing people with his finger?
A. A Poky-mon.

Q. What do Pokémons do with an Amtrak schedule?
A. They Pika-chu-chu.

Q. What do Pokémons tell people who stare at them?
A. "Why don't you take a Pik-cha, it'll last longer!"