Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows him off to all her friends.
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air.
She said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And he gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite.

from "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" by Primus